Monday, January 31, 2011

LOVE && Kissing

Today this thought popped into my head... What makes a great kisser??

Everyone has their stories of the one that kissed them and made them go weak at the knees... and the dreaded sloppy.. most horrific.. 5 minutes of torture.. I would rather poke my eye out, kiss. 

But my question is.. what makes a good kisser??

In today's revelation of the day... I believe that there are no good and bad kissers.. rather there are people that kiss in the same style as you, and those that don't. 

So what are the styles of kissing? I believe they can be labeled into 4 categories:

1. The sweet (slight tongue) open/close of the mouth kiss. There is little tongue and lots of lip action in this kiss.
2. The open/close of the mouth kiss with brief periods of tongue swirling action. This is the same kiss as above with more tongue.
3. The lot of tongue swirling action with brief periods of mouth open/close. This is the reverse of above with lots of tongue and little lip open/close action.
4. Full on tonsil hockey. This kiss has barely any lip open/close action and all the work is done with the tongue.

Unfortunately for those that don't kiss in the same style as me.. I have labeled them as bad kissers. However, they are not bad kissers, just merely my trash... and another one's treasure. So bring on Kissing types 1 & 2 and I'll throw out #'s 3 & 4 back into the pond ;)

J. 

The life and times of J.

Hi! I'm J. (for all intensive purposes of this blog)

Why am I blogging you might ask?

Well 22 years into this crazy story, also known as my LIFE, I have decided it is time to share my wonders with the world (or a few close friends). For some reason, people see it fit to come to me for advice on everything... namely LOVE and how it pertains to LIFE.

And sometimes, the best way to cheer up a friend is to tell the latest, greatest and wildest stories from my own LIFE.

So here they are... Enjoy!

J.